Wiggly Loaf iOS Game

Wiggly Loaf Game

Download Wiggly Loaf iOS game for iPhone and iPad

In my kitchen I have an old chalkboard where I like to write silly names for the food I cook. My family enters the room and can plainly see Bodarg-a-larg is being served this evening. After we clean up and everyone goes off to get ready for their next day, I like to draw something even sillier on the chalkboard, to be there for morning. You see, I tend to stay up late so I can do all the things that cartoonists do, so I’m not ever up in the morning. Instead I leave a funny cartoon of some sort in hopes I can lighten the morning load, give them a little warm amusing and often snarky reminder that Daddy loves them, and I still get to stay in my warm bed and sleep in. Cartooning allows me to be present like a good dad, as well as a very snug happy slug. Wiggly Loaf is one such critter that was born on that chalkboard, so it was only fitting that if I were to make a game based on the life and times of Wiggly Loaf, it should be set on a chalkboard… but how to do it?

I discovered a program called Doodly that makes infomercial style videos, you know, the kind with a hand drawing out the art or text, and the program has a chalkboard mode. I drew all my sprites using markers and a light table so they had the hand drawn quality, then I imported the ink drawings into Photoshop, exported PNG files to Doodly and simply screen captured the chalk style images. Then I had to Photoshop out the background so all I had left was the white chalk outlines as sprites for the game.

Making the sprites took me two 18 hour days, and I don’t take many breaks. I then spent the next 3 weeks learning BuildBox to create my game. I made tons of practice games, following all their tutorials step by step until I understood some of the program. BuildBox is so much fun. I enjoy making the game, so I work long hours. I’m really glad the way it came out.

Now the hardest part is hopping through all the hoops to get the game on the iOS app store. This is where our story begins. What will it take for us to get our good friend Wiggly Loaf on the iOS store? Let the crazy coding begin!

Download Wiggly Loaf iOS game for iPhone and iPad



For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

Audrey Hepburn

Loaf Shop Is Open

Wiggly Loaf Shop

Global Press Release: Wiggly Loaf Shop is now open.

If your world needs more peace, love, empathy, and understanding, Wiggly Loaf is for you. Wiggly Loaf understands, and is there to help you feel better about yourself. Wiggly Loaf wants you to know you’re not alone, and we are all in this together. Wiggly Loaf just wants to protect you from all the things you fear, and always be there for you when you need a helping hand. In short, Wiggly Loaf wants to be your friend.

Wiggly Loaf can focus in on all the love that’s out there in the universe trying to find you, and Wiggly Loaf will help you draw it into your life. If your life needs any of these things, then you might need Wiggly Loaf.

We’ve got hand silk screened vintage fabric Wiggly Loaf plush toys, Classic Wiggly Loaf Don’t Get Weird Pendants, and the super fantastic ultra deluxe Wiggly Loaf Bowl Of Meat Game. I know, it’s hard to hold back so much excitement, but it’s true. Everything is hand made in Maine by J.E.Moores of JEMTOY.com ~ quantities are limited, order now so you don’t miss out.  Let loose the magic and comfort Wiggly Loaf will bring into your life. Don’t get weird, get Wiggly! Click below to see the stuff, and thank you!!!

Wiggly Loaf Shop

Bowl Of Meat Game

The Wiggly Loaf Bowl Of Meat Game is now a thing. Yeah. The game is laser etched into proof grade maple plywood for years of enjoyment. Open the lid, all playing pieces are inside. Flip the lid, instructions are there. Hilarious game rules, custom die, and 5 cute tokens. There is no finer gift for the Wiggly Loaf enthusiast in your life. Don’t let Wiggly Loaf get hangry ~ be the first to get Wiggly Loaf to the bowl of meat and be the winner!

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Wiggly Loaf Bowl Of Meat Game

Wiggly Loaf Games

Here is the classic Wiggly Loaf Peg Game I made on the Glowforge Laser Cutter. Can you get all the round pegs into the square holes and square pegs in round holes? You can move one space and jump, but may never move backward.

The Wiggly Loaf Board Game is from the back cover of The Rattler. You need a dice and tokens to play. If you don’t have a dice, use a coin. Heads move one space, tails move two spaces. A small toy, pebble, or stick could serve as tokens. Use tokens from a game you already have. Legos… bread tabs, get creative!

Yay Team!

I’ve been thinking about depression lately. I feel surrounded. My friends are depressed. Heck, the entire country seems depressed. It’s rather overwhelming. Like you, I have always battled depression.

I started feeling sad for unknown reasons around the age of twelve. Over the past four decades I have put together some insight to the pattern so I can win. I’m sharing this because I want you to win, too. That way we can both put up our fists and yell, “Yay team!” when ever we see each other. Let’s do it now just for practice. “Yay team!” See, that’s awesome! I’m feeling better already. With this formula depression doesn’t stand a chance.

First, for my formula to work, we need a sense of humor. I try not to take anything so serious that it ruins my good time. Humor is the natural enemy of depression. When I’m happy and UP I have a huge amount of energy to share with others. In fact it can be contagious. It’s very powerful to be happy and psyched to be alive. C’mon, let’s do it again. Fists in the air. “Yay team!” C’mon, loud and proud. “Yay team!” Let the people around you think you’re nuts!

Depression is seductive. We wouldn’t get trapped in depression if it weren’t so seductive. If you’re depressed all the time, some part of you must like being depressed. Our depression can become a safe place where we can hide from our abuses and neglect. Depression regresses us out of having to become an adult. It’s the last shred of child inside us fighting to survive. It is an amazing shield. This is why some of us get trapped in a loop of depression.

The problem is that our brains trigger under stress and use depression to avoid expectation and responsibility until it’s ruining our life. It triggers during the good stuff too, like regular life challenges and growth. It’s as if your brain has become trapped in depression mode from being there too much. That’s the terrible life-ruining depression loop I’m talking about. You must not be seduced by it. One must meditate on how their depression benefits them, and find a better way.

You must fight the seductive nature of your depression by using the positive hopeful side of your brain against your negative depressed side of the brain. You must protect this little child inside us with all your heart – but with fun, not with depression!

Sometimes all it takes is adopting a philosophy or idea that helps you get through it, but you have to stick to it. You have to commit. Saying and doing nothing is not a choice. You must stand up and live.

Do one thing every day toward a goal. Need a goal? Listen to your heart. If you’re not sure what that means, answer me this: How do you procrastinate?

What do you do when you really should be doing something else? That’s a clue to who you are and what you really should be doing. Get involved. Take baby steps every day toward a place that feels good, and don’t be seduced by the strange comfort of depression.

It’s better to train your brain to solve issues positively and take your life some place that feels better from the inside and out.

Truth is, life is depressing for everyone. So much struggle and loss. We all face depression in different degrees. It is up to us to make life magical. For every day you didn’t take a baby step forward, depression added to your mountain of blockage and barrier. It gets really big and hard to climb after a while, but I know you can do it.

You just have to make the decision to break up with the wicked, evil, seductive, destructive power of depression. Stand up and bloom.

Remember you have friends. You are never as alone as you sometimes feel. We are all in this together… so don’t get weird. Your friend, Wiggly Loaf. (Yay team!)